
Right then. There's meant to be two of us doing this site (me~voodoo-wizard and paul~psychomantis) but at the point I wrote this, I'd done all the coding and everything, but myself and paul are/were doing this site together. So there's Me: Gary AKA Voodoo-Wizard and Paul AKA Psychomantis (also known as Satanmantis occasionally), so they'll be 2 Sections about each of us two.
Gary's Bit:
Gary's Thingies:
Age: 16 (born '83) Sex:Let me just...ohh right, in that case I'm A Bloke. Description: Oh i can't be arsed so i'll just say I'm gorgeous. Music: I Like lotsa different kinds but mainly Metal, Rock, Punk e.t.c. Hand Eye Co-ordination: Brilliant. Fave Movies: Matrix, Crow, Austin Powers (yeah baby!) and Theres Something About Mary. Most Hated Foe: Jar Jar Binks, I wish that f***** would just die (visit: diediediejarjar.com - VERY good site.) Favourite Position: Are we talking about..?? um...69? Level Of Porn Viewed (1-10):Definatley 9, it's that minx sally!, I was a nice boy before I met her! Favourite food: Chicken!!! yummy! Best Friend: Paul (psychomantis) for 11 years!! Favourite Advert: The Impulse ad, i think it's impulce ice, but it has/had this REALLY fine gal on it. ICQ UIN?:My UIN is: 41580189, or at least it was, I screwed it up!
OK, well i'm voodoo-wizard (also known on lagnet as NeoMatrix [i know it's unorigional, but I love that film-The Matrix- sooo much]. I only recently started on the net back in Jan'99 after I'd come back from my skiing jollieday in Bulgaria -it was goooood-. Anyway 'nuff said about this borin' stuff (If you'd really like to know about me, get on the-junction or lagnet or y'can even ICQ me)
Paul's Bit:
Paul's Thingies:
Age: I'm 16 Years Old Ya Female Dog. Sex: Anytime with anything (ok anyone) I'm a bloke geeza' Description: I have ugly green eyes which make me look wierd (why couldn't I have brown or blue eyes? [this is Gaz and I'd like to note, I've know paul for 11 years and I've NEVER noticed he has greenie eyes, until he told me about 3 months ago.] My perants don't have green eyes so I'm assuming my mum was f*****g the milkman, I have brown hair, it's sometimes blue, and red or even green, I'm a bit tall YEY! Music: I'm in love with Marilyn Manson, he is the king of the world and you will all obey him. [ ok then will do ] He changed my life and I love him for it. Marilyn Manson are my fave band ever, but @ the mo it's Fear Factory, I also like: Metallica, Green Day, Coal Chamber, KoRn, Nirvana, Placebo, Slipknot, Rob zombie e.t.c. - Same as Gaz. Hand eye Co-oridnation: Lacking a bit. Fave Movies: Same as the man Gary but I also love The Phantom Menace and the animated stories of the Bible's kewl aswell [ oh yeah I forgot about that ]. Fave Position: I just want to be loved thats all :( . [ bah no fun! ]. Level Of Porn Viewed (1-10): 5, use to be about 9 but it's the same old story; woman + man, shag for 3 mins, same old story, not that I object to it [ :( oh I like that plot ]. Favourite Food: Poo, It's really nice [ ok then paul. ] Best Mate: I'm meant to say Gary but it's that leprachaun who sits on my shoulder and tells me to burn things. BURN 'EM ALL TIO HELL!. Favourite Advert: Oasis, karr karr! it's friggin genius. ICQ UIN: 39056823
I also like to burn wombles, I hate the little c***s. I like to get totally p****d (wasted) outta my face aswell, s'f*****g ace